i’ve applied for 12 retail jobs and if no one i like employs me, i will get mad because i am okay at pretending to be pleasant and conversational but exceptionally good at managing a store on my own without lunch breaks (as has been my retail life over the last 2 years) ajksbghvcoijhke

"The new girl in my class speaks like German and Dutch mix. But it’s not German and Dutch, it’s gibberish."
— An 8 year-old Dutch girl describing Danish (via catspells)
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

pemsylvania:

I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL